So I heard this thing on the radio today that many couples getting married these days are starting to change the traditional “Till Death Do Us Part” to something a little less binding… like “Until I no longer love you”. Are you serious???? Talk about fear of commitment… I wonder if that would work in some other instances…

When buying a car –
“I’ll pay you the $20K…Unless my bank says I don’t have enough money…”

When ordering dinner –
“I’d like the lobster… unless I change my mind once it comes out of the kitchen…”

When going to work –
“I’ll start tomorrow… unless I take another job before then…”

At the hospital –
“I’ll perform that surgery for you… unless I decide to perform a different one while you’re unconcious…”

“More than words…”