Archive for August, 2008

Fun with ladders

Got a prayer request for someone from our church who recently fell off a ladder and broke his pelvis. What’s up with all this ladder falling?

So, during my search for a graphic that I could use to create some Facebook Flair touting the importance of doing tandem-ladder-thingy-stuff, I came across this page. Somehow I don’t think this is what was meant when they say “Never climb a ladder alone…”
View all the latest entries for the OSHA-sponsored Darwin Awards here. The pictures speak for themselves:

And if you want to climb a ladder… PLEASE… CALL ME! :-)

IT SHALL BE MINE AGAIN!!!

Unlike the winners from 2005 and 2006, I am returning to play this year and will allow the league to TRY and win some of their money back. How generous am I?

Ethan strikes again

He is now singing the alphabet… BACKWARDS. No joke. Daddy and Mommy started singing it to him cause he thought it was funny, and now he has memorized it after hearing it only 5 or 6 times. I believe there’s a video coming…

We were over hanging out with Charlie Hines (our Music Pastor) and his wife Traci, and we told them about it and they didn’t believe us… until he actually did it. I love watching the look on people’s faces when he does it. If I get this much enjoyment out of little things like this, I can’t imagine what it’s gonna be like when he hits his first homer or scores his first touchdown… :-)

The kid is FREAKY. I love him!

Medical Update 2

Just to update you all…

Rich came home mid last week… the doctors were amazed that he wasn’t more injured than he was. No memory loss, and no muscle/nerve damage, etc etc… he does have a cracked sinus plate, but they are fairly sure at this point that it will heal within 6 weeks without the need for surgery.

I believe he is taking some time off from work and then continuing with vacation plans the following week. The key at this point is to keep his 100lb+ dog from jumping on him… needless to say that has the potential to hinder the recovery. :-)

He seems to be in good spirits… I want to thank everyone for your prayers!

Medical update

For anyone checking here, just wanted to let you know that so far Rich is doing well. He’s a bit banged up with a broken left forearm (BOTH bones), a cracked/chipped tooth, black eye and some other scrapes and bruises. Other than the pain, he’s doing quite well… and seemed to be in good spirits when I called and spoke with him the other day. He was hoping to be released today if all goes well, but they are still monitoring him for a possible cracked sinus plate. They are hoping to be able to treat with antibiotics, however if there is any leakage of sinus fluid they’ll need to operate. We DON’T want that — so please keep him in your prayers.

For those who hadn’t heard about the accident — Rich slipped off a ladder while cleaning his gutters at home and landed HARD on the driveway. Compund fracture of the left arm. OWCH. He was taken to U of Penn Hospital and he’s hanging in there. There is a 4-6″ plate in his arm with a bunch of screws that will need to be there for at least 12 months…

Sometimes it’s scary. Like really freaky scary… not BOO scary. :-)

I’m going to start a list here of things he does that make me stop and ponder how crazy his memory really is… prepare yourself… and remember that the kid is 2 and a half.

Today we were counting stairs at church. Not “1, 2, 3…”mind you. We got up to 22… cause there were a lot, of course. And he likes to count. He can go up to 100 by himself. And sometimes he’ll do it by himself in bed just to pass the time… but that’s not the freaky scary part…. After getting up to 22, we walked around the corner, stopped for a chat with someone, etc, and then there was another set of stairs — but he didn’t start over at 1. He picked up right where he left off a few minutes earlier… “23, 24, 25…. 31, 32…” Seriously, kid…

The other day I made up a stupid little verse to the classic kiddy song “The Wheels on the Bus”… and sang it ONCE about 3 days ago. He started singing it today all by himself, unprompted.

I planned on teaching him “Take me out to the Ballgame” for Pop’s visit in July as a surprise and planned ahead by a week to make sure we had enough time. Ethan learned it COLD after singing it 3 times in one night.

He also learned the Lord’s Prayer and can recite it all by himself…

Methinks he’s got his mommy’s memory and his daddy’s affinity for numbers and patterns. I think it’s gonna prove to be a scary situation for his teachers… when he finally gets into nursery school. I really am frightened for them…

What do I Need?…

So a bunch of friends of mine have started this little internet experiment… just type your name and “needs” into Google and post the results if you want to play along… you might want to put both items in quotes for better results.

Here are my top 10 answers:

10. Jeff needs a nap.

(ZZZZZZZZzzzzzz….)

9. Jeff needs to stay away from high profile…

(apparently whoever wrote this needs to learn how to finish their sentences)

8. Jeff needs a drink!

Don’t we all?

7. Jeff needs to remember the tiny size of the Kindle market in the grand scheme of things.

HUH? I don’t need to steeeenkin’ firewood!

6. Jeff needs people in Myanmar.

Again?

5. Jeff needs a tan.

Burn baby, burn. They don’t call me the Human Lobster for nothing, you know. You gotta EARN that nickname.

4. Jeff needs to see some movies [apparently]…

I only wish I knew what they were.

3. Jeff needs to Dance!

Too Bad SYTYCD is over for this year

2. Jeff needs YOU!!!

I’m gonna send this slogan to the US Army and see what they can do with it. It has potential…

…and the NUMBER ONE thing Jeff needs…

1. Jeff needs to fix my ^&*!er!!!!!

I’m NOT retyping this one. Google it and YOU find out what it says!