Java.

Joe.

Black Gold.

The Elixir of Life.

Mud.

and my personal fav…

Jamoke.

Mmmmm…. cofffeeeeeeee…….. Is there nothing you can’t do???

You know you are addicted to coffee if …

  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You sleep with your eyes open.
  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
  • You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
  • You’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
  • You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
  • You can jump-start your car without cables.
  • You don’t sweat, you percolate.
  • You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You channel surf faster without a remote.
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  • You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
  • You short out motion detectors.
  • You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
  • You help your dog chase its tail.
  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
  • You ski uphill.
  • You answer the door before people knock.
  • You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  • You can thread the needle on your sewing machine… while it’s running